“Hello???
Mr. DJ???
This is Betty Shields. I’m the President of the Malibu League of the Chainsaw Chicken Fan Club”.
“Well hello little girl”, the DJ replied. “I wasn’t aware of any club like that. Who’s it for? Some Chicken?”
“Oh yes sir!” She exclaimed; “He is very special. At least to us. He is great! There are 230 other clubs across the U.S. and some in Canada as well.”
The DJ didn’t say a word for a moment or two and then went on, “I had no idea. And you are really serious about this Chicken guy!”
Betty gushed “Oh yes, Mr. DJ… Very much so”.
“How can I help you. Why did you call?” asked the DJ.
“We would request that you play our fan club theme song” she replied.
The DJ asked “And what song is that, little lady”?
She snapped back with glee “The Bird is the Word, by the Trashmen”.
“You got it, sweetheart. I’ll play it next hour” he said.
Betty said “For this, we want to make your an honorary member of our Malibu League of the Chainsaw Chicken Fan Club”!
The DJ muttered.. “Oh great!”
Later the next hour…
“Okay. boys and girls… Now, at the request of a pretty little girl from Malibu High who called to make me the media controller for the Chicken lovers of Malibu, she asked that we play the next song in honor of all those poultry lovers out there… Here’s the Trashmen singing, The Bird is the Word“.
President Shields called the DJ back and simply said “Your membership is cancelled!” and hung up.
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I have not even thought about that song. Wife walking around singing the bird is the word making me crazy Thanks
Hey! I could have sworn I’ve been to this website before
but after reading through some of the post I realized
it’s new to me. Nonetheless, I’m definitely delighted I found it
and I’ll be bookmarking and checking back frequently!