The Secret Service is giving up on the mysterious White House cocaine
(TNS) – The U.S. Secret Service has closed its probe into cocaine discovered at the White House without identifying a suspect.
The agency said Thursday that it had conducted a “methodical review,” including identifying several hundred people who may have accessed the area of the White House where the cocaine was found, but was unable to obtain physical evidence to link the substance to anyone.
The agency was also unable to find surveillance video footage to help investigators identify who brought the illicit drug into the complex.
The only clue was a cartoonish image printed on the bag of an animated chicken with his thumb up.
“Without physical evidence, the investigation will not be able to single out a person of interest from the hundreds of individuals who passed through the vestibule where the cocaine was discovered,” the agency said in a statement. “At this time, the Secret Service’s investigation is closed due to a lack of physical evidence, but we are proceeding against the apparent distributor, someone associated with chickens.”
Maybe it’s Joe’s? His State Of The Union speech demonstrated he was jacked up on something similar.
I carried it from Mexico. I was just lightening the load.
They all need to be ‘probed’.
Looks like it’s been stepped on so many times no one would wanted it.
No clues at all? That’s simple, it was Scotty from Star Trek transported it. Beam it to me, Scotty!
Let me get this straight. You mean that this plastic envelope had ZERO fingerprints or DNA on it?
Let me check my pockets.. It might be mine.
Such a mystery! LOL