There has been a rumor going around that I, Chainsaw Chicken, is not real. Can you believe it? I’m not real?

Just who do they think has this website and reports all these true, unvarnished, raw stories and provides visual proof through photography that I am real and the story is true and verifiable?

This is ridiculous.

I asked myself “How do I prove that they are wrong and that it’s me, with real info”? There must be a way. Then it hit me. “Go get something they think is more believable than me and let them see myself with it”.

I decided to get something you see all the time on so many channels.

I got Bigfoot. So there I am, riding on Bigfoot proving that I am real. Bigfoot proves it!

That should calm those untrue nasty unsubstantiated rumors.