After almost a year since its launch, I have been asking ChatGPT “Who is Chainsaw Chicken?” It would answer with garbage about no information is available on anyone with that name, blah, blah, blah. Suddenly, when I routinely asked it again, I was surprised to see this response. “Yes, the content on Adventures of Chainsaw […]
Cheap pagers available
My cousin Balboa Chicken is always trying to save a buck, make a deal and bragging about it later. He claims he got a hold of a shipment of pagers that ‘fell off the truck’ somewhere in the Middle East and somehow made there way to New Jersey. Why would someone want a pager, you […]
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie
I hang my head in shame. I watched this steaming pile of celluloid. The pungent aroma ruined the enjoyment of my pop corn. The ‘official’ plot description states… “It’s the dawn of a new age…a chicken age. Humans have been the dominant species for far too long. The chickens have come to roost and they’re […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been… unburdened by what has been. and remember… a donut without a hole is not a danish”.
Seminary Class
This years graduating class from the exclusive Order of the Dark Priests filed out to be seen for the first time in their exquisite robes. Each of these emerging priests have been trained in the book of Enoch and other dark arts. Rasputin Chicken was the Salutatorian of the class while Giuseppe Alister was the […]