I hang my head in shame. It’s the dawn of a new age…a chicken age. Humans have been the dominant species for far too long. The chickens have come to roost and they’re not clucking around. An invasion of catastrophic proportions has taken place and the weak humans of earth do everything they can to […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been. A donut without a hole is not a danish”.
Russian interference
Russian interference has reared it’s ugly head again. Just as the Justice Department announced, like they did before the 2020 election, the threat is real again! Some how, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has become involved in the meddling. This time, as a recipient of secret coded messages from the Motherland to agents here in America. […]
Seminary Class
This years graduating class from the exclusive Order of the Dark Priests filed out to be seen for the first time in their exquisite robes. Each of these emerging priests have been trained in the book of Enoch and other dark arts. Rasputin Chicken was the Salutatorian of the class while Giuseppe Alister was the […]