Just the other night we heard something buzz the coop a few times. “What in the Sam Hill was that?” Mrs. Chicken shouted. I slipped on my shoes and ran out side. There, up above, was this object with a red and green blinking light. Was it a bird, a […]
Pantie Raided
Pesky Impersonator
I am at my breaking point. It’s getting so that I can’t go anywhere without seeing people that are trying to steal my identity, pretending to be me. Impostors, impersonators, fakes like stolen valor of sorts. Just last weekend, I was at the park with Mrs. Chicken along with my nieces and nephews, Slomo, Sluggo, […]
Russian Interference, Again!
Russian interference has reared it’s ugly head again. Just as the Justice Department announced, like they did before the 2020 election, the threat is real again! Some how, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has become involved in the meddling. This time, as a recipient of secret coded messages from the Motherland to agents here in America. […]