Don’t worry, New Jersey. Chainsaw Chicken is here. I’ll find out what these mysterious drones are up to.

I needed to get to my little secret. When I arrived at the plane hangers of our terminal at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. I went in the back and drug out the last flying example of the famous Hiller VZ-1 Pawnee flying platform.

I ‘found’ it back of the storage hanger in 1964 when Fairchild Aircraft bought out Heller. We purchased this hanger at an auction once the acquisitions was completed. We wanted the hanger in order to store our future projects.

I filled up the reserve with Hydrogen Peroxide that I robbed from Mrs. Chicken’s hair products. The second tank I attached to an old chemical fire extinguisher. Then I lit the match.

I ascended to about 600 feet and started cruising around. I bet it wasn’t 15 mins when I spotted the whole fleet. They were circling the 10th hole at Trump’s Betminster Golf Club.

I leaned my flying platform over and headed for the group. They seemed to see me and started accelerating away but my acceleration was better. I jiggled the connected fire extinguisher to give a boost and all at once I was right in the middle of their formation!

Looking around, I tried to see markings or something to identify who owns these drones.

Suddenly, the fire extinguisher coughed a few times and quit. I immediately fell from formation and began to glide to the earth.

I raised my fist into the air and shouted, “See you tomorrow night!”