Let me introduce you to Ricky… Ricky Rat.
Ricky and I go way back. All the way back to when I realized that I was someone special. Not someone that rides the special bus, just someone special.
When I was having my crisis of consciences with the debate about my identity, my alter ego decided that I needed a well meaning friend that is also special. I took many many sleepless night of self meditation. Then, I stumbled on a copy of ‘The Secret“, You know that book Oprah was always pushing about putting something out in the universe and it can come back to you. I knew there was something about this discovery. It was even signed “You get one and you get one and you get one… The Big O”
With that, I created my own little one member seances with candles and incenses. Reading each page out loud, then ripping the page from the book and consuming it in the fire from the candle. Once I figured out I should remove the battery from the smoke detector in the hall way, thing really started to move faster.
All the while I am a asking for the universe to bring me a friend that would better understand me as special
Very bad looking friend. You should have asked for something more attractive.
Does he like cheese?
Is it a coincidence that Ricky Rat is similar to Micky Mouse?
You write the weirdest stuff! I love it!