Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw

“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” Meghan pleaded, her voice laced with an uncharacteristic desperation. She sat across from the infamous Chainsaw Chicken, who, despite being confused about who he actually is, exuded an aura of marketing genius and an undeniable online presence. His huge personality, yet menacing presence, Chainsaw gleamed under the opulent chandelier […]