Have you heard the news? Chainsaw Chicken, along with his many relatives have opened a new brewery launching their line of beer called Chicken Brew.

“It’s a new twist on the heavily consumed beverage market in North America” states Chainsaw. He continues, “After the people’s burden with scare tactics of Covid, H1N1 Swine Flu, Chicken Pox, Monkey Pox, Bird Flu, Ebola, HIV/AIDs, SARs, Zika, West Nile, Dengue, Marburg, Polio diseases and on and on, we felt that the people might need a drink. I real drink. So we put our feathered heads together and came up with a tasty brew, based on a secret method from molting chickens, and offered everyone a way to get a beak full of satisfaction”.

As seen in this publicity photo, Chainsaw and his family are all celebrating with a can of Chicken Brew. Everyone except Elmo Chicken, as distant cousin, who refuses to give up his Bud Light. He has always had a strong attraction for Dylan Mulvaney since he/she was made a spokes person for their product.

So when you are lined up for your next vaccine booster, do it under the influence of Chicken Brew. You won’t even think of all the other ingredients in their injection.