FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Mental Institutions Now Using Satire Website for Sanity Comparison Therapy ChainsawChicken.com Declared ‘Cognitive Perspective Disruption Tool’ by Health Board In an unexpected turn of events (that no one saw coming, yet somehow makes perfect sense), the satire site ChainsawChicken.com has reportedly been adopted by state mental health institutions for use in a […]
Shark Week, Again
Yes, once again it’s Shark Week on the Discovery channel. It’s a series that the people seem to enjoy each year. It lines up with the story line introduced in the monumental shark movie ‘Jaws’ back in 1975 where Amity Island tries to cope with the sea killers. Since then, mid summer fun seems to […]
Have You Seen This?
4th of July Chickettes
Did you see the parade? It was the local chapter of the Chainsaw Chicken Chickettes. The parade moved slow, like smoke drifting through a forgotten summer dream. Majorettes marched tight and sharp, heads held high, all proudly representing Local Chapter #47 — a mysterious group known simply as Chainsaw Chicken. They didn’t wear masks. They […]