Are you a fan of Mystery Science Theater? Then grab your popcorn — and maybe a barf bag — because this Friday night at 10 PM, something fowl is taking over the Satellite of Love.
That’s right. Chainsaw Chicken is guest-hosting a very special episode of MST3K!
In a move that shocked no one and offended several interns, they’ve ditched the “new and improved” version of the show, barricaded the doors, and rolled out the classic sets. Patton Oswalt wasn’t just uninvited — he wasn’t even allowed on the property.
And what cinematic crime will Chainsaw and the bots be skewering?
“Battlefield Earth.”
Yes — the $73 million catastrophe that gave us Dutch angles, alien dreadlocks, and the word “leverage” repeated more times than a used car pitchman.
Crow’s ready. Tom Servo’s rebooted. Chainsaw has a box of ham dingers and a legally vague mission briefing.
Tune in and witness the poultry-fueled snarkfest as we plummet headfirst into Travolta’s finest moment in alien nose-plug cinema.
“Cambot, give me rocket number 9”