You made it here on purpose.
That already tells me a lot.
The Treatment Room is open.
Take your time. Look around.
If TikTok brought you here, good.
You saw the short version over there.
This is where the longer things live — the files, the stories, the “situations” that don’t fit inside a vertical video.
People keep asking what tools I use to adjust reality.
Fine. Here’s the starter kit:
For Prying Loose “Official Narratives”
→ [Crowbar]
Occasionally useful for stuck windows.
Mostly useful for stuck minds.
For Corporate Correspondence
→ [Red Swingline]
The stapler that says, “I’m not angry… I’m disappointed.”
For Distracting Anyone Watching You
→ [Rubber Chicken]
Effective.
Confusing.
Ethically ambiguous.
You’re here now.
No appointment needed.
First visit is free.
Refunds are imaginary.
Welcome to the Treatment Room.