Are you a fan of Mystery Science Theater? Then grab your popcorn — and maybe a barf bag — because this Friday night at 10 PM, something fowl is taking over the Satellite of Love. That’s right. Chainsaw Chicken is guest-hosting a very special episode of MST3K! In a move that shocked no one and […]
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Mental Institutions Now Using Satire Website for Sanity Comparison Therapy ChainsawChicken.com Declared ‘Cognitive Perspective Disruption Tool’ by Health Board In an unexpected turn of events (that no one saw coming, yet somehow makes perfect sense), the satire site ChainsawChicken.com has reportedly been adopted by state mental health institutions for use in a […]
Shark Week, Again
Yes, once again it’s Shark Week on the Discovery channel. It’s a series that the people seem to enjoy each year. It lines up with the story line introduced in the monumental shark movie ‘Jaws’ back in 1975 where Amity Island tries to cope with the sea killers. Since then, mid summer fun seems to […]
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4th of July Chickettes
Did you see the parade? It was the local chapter of the Chainsaw Chicken Chickettes. The parade moved slow, like smoke drifting through a forgotten summer dream. Majorettes marched tight and sharp, heads held high, all proudly representing Local Chapter #47 — a mysterious group known simply as Chainsaw Chicken. They didn’t wear masks. They […]
3D Digital Chainsaw Museum
Finally, a Museum That Gets Me I didn’t expect much when I saw the flyer stapled to a power pole near the dog park. 3D Digital Chainsaw Museum Opening Now. I figured it was another poorly thought-out escape room concept or maybe a hardware store trying to be edgy. But curiosity (and the smell of […]
“Steamboat Chicken” Cartoon
A 1928 animated short featuring the first appearance of Mickey Mouse enters public domain on Jan. 1. But creative and commercial access to the character is complicated by both copyright and trademark law. So Chainsaw, like so many others, have side-stepped these complications to leverage the original concept while maximizing the superior interjection of himself. […]
Celebrating Our New Brewery
Have you heard the news? Chainsaw Chicken, along with his many relatives, have opened a new brewery launching their line of beer called Chicken Brew. “It’s a new twist on the heavily consumed beverage market in North America” states Chainsaw. He continues, “After the people’s burden with scare tactics of Covid, H1N1 Swine Flu, Chicken […]
Yet Another ’86’ Posting…
I was just leisurely walking around my neighborhood. “What a wonderful day,” I said out loud, enjoying the warm spring sunshine as it warmed my beak. As I passed the house of the neighbor I don’t get along with—the one who lets his many cats roam freely—I glanced at the kids’ sandbox. To my surprise, […]
Free Website
Yes, it’s actually free. I jumped on it because any time there is something like this is out there, someone will try to grab my name and pose as they are Chainsaw Chicken. But you could grab a site for your hobby, interest or your attempt to try to impersonate me if you think you […]