Mrs. Chicken sighed the way only a long-suffering spouse can. “You know, Chainsaw, living with you is like living with one of those new gadgets.” I perked up. “High-tech? Advanced? A marvel of modern design?” She gave me that flat stare over her glasses.“No. Tap-and-go. Push button. That’s it. There’s no mystery left. You’re predictable. […]
Tenor Emoji Star
Chainsaw Chicken has been made a star on Tenor. Not sure what Tenor is? It’s a premier Emoji element option when you send text messages. Thousands of text messages now use the images favored by people wanting superior graphics in their plain ol’ text message. Thousands use Chainsaw images. Notice no one wants to use […]
Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw
“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” She said it with that same wide grin—like a bake-off queen about to announce she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. Except this wasn’t Star Wars, and she wasn’t asking for a droid with a message. She was begging for an audience. “Chainsaw,” she pleaded, “I’ve tried everything. A […]
I call him Ricky… Ricky Rat
Let me introduce you to Ricky… Ricky Rat. Ricky and I go way back. All the way back to when I realized that I was someone special. Not someone that rides the special bus, just someone special. When I was having my crisis of consciences with the debate about my identity, my alter ego decided […]
New TicTok Bidder
Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd had thrown in a last minute bid to acquire the platform called TicTok and make it a totally domestic. His entry has thrown the high-tech world into a panic, Questions started swirling.Tim Cook from Apple Inc. “Who is this Chainsaw guy?” Others like Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook/Meta stated, “I don’t find […]