I know it may come as a surprise to some but before I was in the picture, Mrs. Chicken was previously married.

It’s difficult for me to imagine my beautiful wife coupled with someone else, but the truth is the truth.

This relationship was quickly annulled when she complained that they had never consummated their marriage.

With this guy being from out of town, we would seldom bump into him in our daily comings and goings.

Although there have been a few occasions when an extremely bright light flooded our bedroom at night. I know it’s him!

The bright light lasts for several minutes and I can tell he must have some low emission car because I can’t hear any engine noise.

He’s just gonna have to get use to the fact that she’s mine now.

Incidentally, next week Mrs. Chicken goes in to have a strange implant removed from her shin bone.

Ha, ha… I tease her that it’s some kind of a locator from the government.

 

 

 

Klaatu Barada Nikto