You just never know…

Wait until he’s asleep. Grab his phone, hold it up to his face to unlock the bio-metric lock and take a gander. You won’t believe your eye’s.

He’s been feathering text messages all over town.

You are so trusting, so honest, so faithful.

How could this be?

That long lunch with your boss was nothing compared to this.

Even the Christmas party Tris with the two copier salesman in the mail room would not equal what this cad has entered into his phone.

Remember, your next penicillin injection is on Tuesday. Tell him you’re visiting a friend.