Uncle Chainsaw Chicken was a popular Network TV casting agent in Hollywood. He stated mistakenly to Marianne Faithfull thinking was Shirley Jones “Mrs. Jones, I have a part for you in a show that will change the viewing habits of the entire country. Step into my office. Let me help you. You seem to have […]
Great Nesting Material
As the nest influences begin to churn in Chainsaw Chicken, he has been seen dating starlets and celebrities, married or single, all waiting their turn for a feathered event. Intersectionality Test
All Foiled up
It took three full rolls of foil but no NSA or CIA or FBI or KGB or MI6 or ANYONE can get into my head with radio wave. Although I do get an AM radio station from a filling in my back tooth. Who’s in the Go-Go boots?
With Jimi Hendrix
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Final Star Wars Trailer
Many of the secrets of the next Star Wars release called “The Force Awakens” have been backdoor-ed and released to the public who are clamoring for tidbits of this movie. George Lucas finally decided to do a major release in an attempt to dis-inform the public of what to expect. A second team of movie […]
Nicole Files For Divorce!
Nicole Kidman Is Fed Up With Keith And She Takes The Kids! You’ll Never Believe Why They Split! His initials are Chainsaw Chicken!!! Oh, that not initials…Sorry. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/10/dc-comics-retreading/
Hangin’ with Elton
Liberace is Touring again?
In December 2014 it was announced that Liberace was to tour the world as a hologram. A simulated version of the musician would be resurrected by some of those responsible for Chochi’s hologram of Buddy Epson. A debut performance was scheduled to take place in Las Vegas. “You’ll feel the warmth from his heart, the […]