There was a photograph taken and printed in the local paper of our neighbor, Buck Cluck, when he was shipping out from the port of Tuscaloosa where he shipped out to fight the Fascist regimes of the Axis Power in June of 1943. He was able to find a porthole and worked his head out […]
I Won’t Watch So Much
Junior Chicken, a Freshman at Rosa Caesar JFK King High School in Paduka, Iowa really got in trouble today. He was being punished for expressing what he thought was a compliment to a fellow female student new to the school. The new girl was big for her age which is nothing new with girls and […]
‘Alaskan Bush People’
Say what? The famous “Alaskan Bush People” family dropped a shocking bombshell that has many wondering: Do the Browns have a secret daughter? Billy and Ami Brown caught viewers off-guard in the final seconds of the Season 4 preview. “30 years. We’ve heard nothing from her,” Billy said. “I’ve never forgotten her,” adds his wife, […]
CC to Replace Kelly Ripa
An Announcement that stunned the morning entertainment world was released today. Chainsaw Chicken witll be replacing Kelly Ripa on “Live”. The morning talk show was made famous by Regis Francis Xavier Philbin and Kathie Lee Gifford (1985-2000). A tantrum has been brewing between the current hosts, Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan. Rather than giving into […]
Original Star Wars Cast
This is a publicity photo of the originally selected cast of Star Wars before primary shooting began. Chainsaw Chicken was the first selection to play Luke Skywalker. A contract dispute caused him to give up the part.
My Secret Hero
Ever since I saw the movie ‘Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw’ (Watch the high speed copy) where Linda Carter ushers in her fine looking. Ah…career. Yeah, acting skills. Then came Wonder Woman. My heart was captured. If she wrapped me with her lariat of truth I would have to confess it in glowing pronouns. I […]
Ho Hum, Nothing To Wear
After I heard that Kim Kardashian was complaining that she had nothing to wear, and that an image posted was nearly bringing down the internet, I felt it was my job to step in. Just as she was taking this subsequent image I was about to suggest a few ideas for her but I had […]
Double For Shatner
Working for DesiLu Studios under contract gave Routy Chicken (my uncle’s half-brother) many chances to work with television series stars of the 60’s. Once he was in a fist fight in Miss Kitty’s saloon, ‘the Long Branch” on ‘Gunsmoke’ and later that week he played a one-eyed giant alien in ‘Lost in Space’. But this […]
Over Troubled Waters
Early in the 70’s, my brother-in-law, Paisley Chicken wrote and performed in a duo call ‘Paisley and Garfunkel’. The big song was “Freeway Over Troubled Waters” performed for the first time in public at an art exhibit of an Andy Warhol painting attended by the Broadway director Neil Simon.The song played was about the troubles […]
