Watch for the new season of Naked and Afraid starting next Sunday at 8.PM. This seasons opener features Chainsaw Chicken dropped onto a tropical island with Yoko Ono. Watch as they make friends, then clash fiercely and finally smooth out their pairing when Yoko decides she will break her fast with a total poultry diet […]
Remember ‘Super Chicken’?
Do you remember the T.V. series from the 1990’s called “Super Chicken”? You are looking at a photo taken from the HBO special ‘Plucked’. Seen here is Chainsaw Chicken in costume for his series that was seen on Sunday’s 8:30 on the WB. Chainsaw Chicken was forced to room with someone from craft services until […]
CC Gets his Star!
Chainsaw Chicken was recently honored by the Film Actors Guild (FAG) and awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. “It was such a honor to be selected” he stated at his press meeting. Chainsaw’s star is placed near the front doors of the business’ “Fredrick’s of Hollywood” and the adult video Arcade “The […]
Like Warm Cake!
That’s how Nova described the feeling of ‘going to second base’ at least in the first working title of the movie ‘American MILF’ later changed to ‘American Pie’. In fact, an entire second unit was used to film an alternative movie, staring Chainsaw Chicken (known as Johnny Longbow). The film later entered the soft-core market […]
Chicken-Fest 2018
Chainsaw Chicken-Fest 2018 took place with many top rated bands. Bands performing many hits from the 50’s. through the present. Music included the following; Zac Brown Band played ‘Chicken Fried’, The Lost Trailers played ‘Chicken Fried Feet’ , Cowboy Troy played ‘I Played Chicken With The Train’, The Voice Of Harlem played .Chicken Noodle Soup’, […]
Bare Back Mountain?
Chainsaw Chicken replaced Jake Gyllenhaal in the Swahili version of Brokeback Mountain called “Kuvunja nyuma Kuku Hill”. Chaingun Chicken
Slim Whitman Remixed
“When I’m calling yooooooOOOOoooOOOoOOOO… You’ll be calling me, toooooooOOOoooOOoooo…” Ah yes, remember that stirring sound made so popular at all your favorite watering holes, lounges, casino bars and many truck stops? And that tragic year of 2013? Slim yodeled his way to his heavenly host and that meant that the world had lost their favorite […]
Before Sonny & Cher…
Yes, before there was Sonny and Cher, there was ‘Mavet and Cher’. They had a moderate career in the Haight-Ashbury district in San Francisco. When Mavet learned that his stage name meant ‘death’ in Hebrew, he decided to use his actual name being Mortimer Chicken. But Mortimer and Cher as a stage name didn’t fly […]
007’s DB-5 Is Back
After the scene where this beautiful car is destroyed in the previous Bond movie ‘Skyfall’, Chainsaw Chicken purchased the salvage rights to the heap. A little bubblegum and bailing wire later and ‘voila’ he had his own DB-5. Unfortunately, he did not realize that the car they destroyed in the movie was the frame of […]
Sheen Announcement
Chainsaw Chicken announced today that he was informed by Charlie Sheen of his HIV status before they engaged in any consensual relationship. Chainsaw Chicken added that he demanded that they wash hands several times each day and that they wear protective footwear. Truth is, we shared several ‘chick’s’. Epstein’s Other Painting