In the early 60’s, Jimi Hendrix and I shared a cell waiting for bail. Jimi was in for a pot violation — back then, a couple seeds and stems could get you a weekend vacation in county. Me? Same old story. Mopery. They never could define it, but the charge stuck to me like feathers […]
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Final Star Wars Trailer
Many of the secrets of the next Star Wars release called “The Force Awakens” have been backdoor-ed and released to the public who are clamoring for tidbits of this movie. George Lucas finally decided to do a major release in an attempt to dis-inform the public of what to expect. A second team of movie […]
Nicole Files For Divorce!
Nicole Kidman Is Fed Up With Keith And She Takes The Kids! You’ll Never Believe Why They Split! His initials are Chainsaw Chicken!!! Oh, that not initials…Sorry. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/10/dc-comics-retreading/
Hangin’ with Elton
Not everyone gets to ride in style, but Chainsaw Chicken did. Back in the 70’s, Elton invited him aboard the private jet — piano and all. “Elton?” Chainsaw smirked. “Nah, I call him Reggie. Everyone else is too formal.” Reggie hammered out a tune while the drinks flowed and the crowd swayed. Chainsaw leaned on […]
Liberace is Touring again?
In December 2014 it was announced that Liberace was to tour the world as a hologram. A simulated version of the musician would be resurrected by some of those responsible for Chochi’s hologram of Buddy Epson. A debut performance was scheduled to take place in Las Vegas. “You’ll feel the warmth from his heart, the […]
Works on Cell too
The Tupac Mystery
After the tragic shooting of Tupac Amaru Shakur, investigators cast their nets wide. Somehow, it was Chainsaw Chicken who wound up in the spotlight. A photo soon surfaced, taken just one hour before the incident — Chainsaw seated between friends, looking more confused about the drink menu than any grand conspiracy. Authorities grilled him for […]