“Bird Mask Convention!… ATTENTION!… Can have your ATTENTION?.. Everyone.. PLEASE!.. Thank you… Please be seated or grab a perch or whatever it takes to be comfortable. I want to welcome you to the first annual gathering of the bird mask wearers of America… Ahhhh… Can I get you guys at the food table to not […]
Seuss Replacement
It’s terrible to see all the cancelling of past favorites. Difficult to see what it accomplishes. But if this cancellation of Dr. Seuss has any silver lining, I hope it’s the end of all those remakes of a remake of Grinch specials. And those over-important celebs that gain notoriety from portraying the character. Where are […]
ROKU Chicken
With the tread of the recognition of the superiority of chickens in general, and Chainsaw Chicken specifically, Roku has dedicated a series on their channel about this very subject. Roku is a company that makes media-streaming devices. The name means “six” in Japanese because Roku is the sixth company launched by its founder, Anthony Wood. […]
Headless Festival Dates
New dates have been announced for ‘the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival‘ held annually in Fruita, Colorado. This year, they have moved from the weekend after Memorial Day to August 27th and 28th. This festival celebrates a strange event. After Mike went through the event of being slaughtered with head removal, Mike miraculously continued to […]
Season 1, Ep 28
“The Special One” Episode Synopsis: The parents of a child science prodigy are approached by a mysterious official called Mr. Pollo Chick, who offers to give him special private tutoring. Unknown to them, Mr. Pollo Chick is an alien who wants to use their son’s talents for evil. Seems only natural that this evil incarnation […]
INGSOC is Really CHICKENS
Many have seen the portrait of INGSOC on the banners and flags in the near-future docu-drama entitled ‘1984’, written by George Orwell, who’s real name was Eric Blair. Some have asked what INGSOC means? Well, Nancy… if you google the term, you learn that on wikipedofile says it supposedly means “a syllabic abbreviation for English […]
Go Ahead- Make My Day
I will never forget when I got to play one of the kids on the school bus during the climax situation in the movie ‘Dirty Harry‘. I was so excited! I was always around the set several days before shooting my scene. I was even able to grab Harry Guardino’s copy of the script when […]
The 4th Wise Monkey
Class! Eye’s here. please! You will be quizzed on this, so pay attention. Many of you have heard of the ancient Japanese iconography of 3 monkeys demonstrating the examples of what good people should be practicing… ‘Hear no evil’, ‘See no evil’ and ‘Speak no evil’. As this Freudian photo exemplifies, we see 3 Monkey’s, […]
Looking for Love
As it turns out, Cupid was the ancient Roman god of love and counterpart to the Greek god Eros. According to mythology, Cupid was one of the sons of Mercury, the winged messenger of the gods, and Venus, the goddess of love. He was often portrayed as a baby with wings carrying a bow and […]
Super Bowl Initiation
When I saw the half-time at the 2021 Super Bowl, I got chills. My body began to shake and shutter. I was instantly taken back to my P.E. class in the 7th grade. Oh… I feel nauseous! I remember it like it was the day before yesterday! My P.E. class was a mix of 7th, […]