It’s new series season again. Chainsaw Chicken has developed a concept package that he has been offering which flashes back to when Westerns were so popular on the small screen. Chainsaw takes literary license by borrowing from several previously successful shows, tosses them into a visual blender, spins on 12 for a minute and then […]
Covid Entertainer
***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]
Cadbury Egg Winner
The winner of the Cadbury Egg Bunny Contest has been announced. It is questionable at best. It seems that Cadbury took a shine to this Polaroid photo submitted of my evil twin, Calloway Chicken, seen here in a dirty alley. He is nasty, grungy looking, as usual, only this time photographed wearing bunny ears. Calloway […]
Instruction Book
Has this ever happened to you? You are in a casual meeting with other friends or co-works, and they begin to use slang words and expressions you simply do not understand. What do you do? Do you just nod in acceptance to what they are expressing? Do you feel that you want to add to […]
Mission Plot
Back in 1965, Desilu Productions gave the green light for the pilot of a TV series where a group of very talented spies would foil plans of others around the world that might be doing harm to the balance of power around them. Wow! Who wouldn’t enjoy that series? Well, it seems that Desi Arnez […]
Chainsaw Chicken Socks
Available Now! Official Chainsaw Chicken knee-high socks. Yes… You too can own these incredibly comfortable and popular image footwear. Where do you get them? These great socks are available at Walmart, Rite-Aid, Walgreen, CVS and Kroger affiliated stores. Ask for them by name. Chainsaw Chicken Comfort Socks. Purchase right now and get a second pair […]
Family Guy Gets Plucked
“Peter, I’m gonna settle this ongoing conflict for good” said Chainsaw Chicken. Chainsaw continued, “Your show’s gonna need a new title. No longer called ‘The Family Guy’ it’s gonna be ‘The Widow with kids’. When you get through assaulting that chicken, you need to turn around and experience the wrath THIS chicken will inflict on […]
Early Color Chicken
For you spring chickens out there, the idea of having nothing but black and white TV and having 3 channels to choose from, seems to be an ultimate torture, but years ago, at the time, we thought it was pretty great to have any entertainment. Personally, I was blessed with an extra channel so we […]
The Swami Knows
Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]
Golden Turkey Award?
No Thank You! I heard that I was up for this Golden Turkey Award. I have notified the nomination committee and the voting members of the group, in the tradition of Marlon Brando and George C. Scott with their Oscars, and in the words of our 37th President, Lyndon Baines Johnson… “If nominated, I will […]