Things are really changing around our coop. Mrs. Chicken has me alarmed. First she goes out and gets new hair-do. Then, she joins a Pilates class. Now, by themselves, these are fine and I welcome her desires to improve herself, although I always felt she was perfect just the way she was. Yet, more things […]
Bridges over foamy waters
I’m reminded of the time I was at a country dance bar with Mrs. Chicken’s niece. We were dancing it up for hours and drinking the suds to keep cool and hydrated. Now, I know what you are thinking but it is all ‘platonic‘… really. We had one room but we each had a separate […]
Do the Chicken Dance
Chicken Dance The “Chicken Dance”, also known as the Bird Song, the Birdie Song, the Bird Dance or the Chicken Song, is an oom-pah song; its associated fad dance is now a contemporary dance throughout the Western world. The song was composed by accordion player Werner Thomas from Davos, Switzerland, in the 1950s. […]
Klaatu Barada Nikto
With all the news cropping up about UFOs and the video information ‘leaking’ to the National media, it’s time that I finally come clean and lay out the facts and truth as I know it. You can laugh, snicker or ignore this ever increasing event but it will be to your detriment. You see, I […]
Lou with Chicken Warrior
Warrior Chicken is the name of a famous character from the era of the late ’70’s. His growing fan base was simply amazing. As the series “The Incredible Hulk” was beginning to really see sagging viewership, it was suggested by Bill Bixby that “maybe the hulk could join forces with Warrior Chicken in some crossover […]
Next Star Wars Movie
While there has been no announcement of a “next” movie, Chainsaw is at the ready to fit in. His new concept is R2D2 and C3PO had an unexplained baby named UpYRS2. This special little bundle is cute and asexual so as to not to offend anyone. The metal covering on the baby rotates through the […]
New Job
Since the new trend of the ‘woke crowd’ is to cancel and eliminate anything to do with the with the oil industry or it’s related products and Chainsaw’s history with petroleum products, he figured he should take on a new job. Not long ago every political leader and talk show host on daytime TV said […]
90210 Mushroom Feeder
I love mushrooms. Don’t you? I am speaking of the eating type, not the recreational ones. There are so many types with unique flavors, colors and textures. I especially enjoy Portobello or Shiitake or Maitake but I’m not sure about those Luke-o-bello’s or even the Perry-takie. Why do you ask? You see, when Luke Perry […]
Have Gun Will Cluck
It’s new series season again. Chainsaw Chicken has developed a concept package that he has been offering which flashes back to when Westerns were so popular on the small screen. Chainsaw takes literary license by borrowing from several previously successful shows, tosses them into a visual blender, spins on 12 for a minute and then […]
Covid Entertainer
***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]