When the television series ‘The Lone Ranger’ went from black and white to color starting in 1957, things were going great for Clayton Moore. He was a great replacement for John Hart, who left the series because of some private reasons. Jay Silverheels seemed to be the quintessential Tonto his sidekick. However, in the third […]
Here it is…
‘Here it is… It’s no big deal’ Those famous lines Bill stated in Caddyshack were memorable and very humorous. But where did they come from? The answer came from an event when Chainsaw was actually a waiter at Woodbush Gentleman’s Club. Woodbush was one of nine shops in a chain of adult stores/clubs/booths throughout the […]
My Own Nuc Sub
While the other kids on my block were building forts from cardboard and blankets, Chickpea Chicken had saved his allowance for weeks and finally purchased his own Polaris Submarine. Floating in our 4 foot by 40 feet above ground pool, the skimmer pump float was used to to provide air to the sub underwater. When […]
Chow Mein Chicken
U.S. intelligence officials said that Christine Swallowswell Fang, the alleged Chinese operative, cozied up to multiple politicians in the California Bay Area between 2011 and 2015 at the direction of China’s Ministry of State Security. We’ve all heard about this report but who were the other politicians that receive the “cozie treatment”? We now know […]
Keeping Holidays Safe
Reserve office Brownfinger Chicken volunteered to assist in helping keep your Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings safe by enforcing the State’s policy of limiting your gatherings to 6 people, preferably from your own household. This socially woke crew randomly patrols, looking for homes that appear to have a slightly excessive amount of cars in the driveway. […]
Chicken Choking
A new study focuses specifically on the benefits of chicken choking, research suggests that chicken choking, including strangulation through chicken choking, is rumored do the following: reduce stress release tension enhance sleep quality boost constipation elevate mood relieve pin feathers aggravate sprains improve droppings Chicken choking has also been identified as a strategy to improve […]
First COVID-19 Birth
With all the “stay home and stay safe” and “flatten the curve” we all knew the birth rate would not stop. Mr. & Mrs. Chicken would like to announce the arrival of their chick they named Downy. Downy’s shell began to crack late last night and at 8:32 am the shell finally broke through making […]
G’ma’s Photo Album
Watching all those family get together commercials kinda got me reminiscing. So I drove over to Grandma ‘Bubbles’ Chicken home and sat her down on the couch. “Dear Grandma Bubbles” I said, “I want to just chat with you about your life, before Gramps, say back in high school. Can we take a stroll down […]
Your BF’s phone
You just never know… Wait until he’s asleep. Grab his phone, hold it up to his face to unlock the bio-metric lock and take a gander. You won’t believe your eye’s. He’s been feathering text messages all over town. You are so trusting, so honest, so faithful. How could this be? That long lunch with […]
