Chainsaw Chicken was there but he said “I ain’t saluting!”
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Now some say if you use a google translator and enter Kettensäge Huhn, it translates into Chainsaw Chicken!
Works on Cell too
The Tupac Mystery
After the tragic shooting of Tupac Amaru Shakur, investigators cast their nets wide. Somehow, it was Chainsaw Chicken who wound up in the spotlight. A photo soon surfaced, taken just one hour before the incident — Chainsaw seated between friends, looking more confused about the drink menu than any grand conspiracy. Authorities grilled him for […]
Eyes FRONT, Chicken!
The unit was drilling for a special televised parade. Every move had to be sharp, every detail perfect. The order came: “Eyes front!” Dozens of soldiers snapped forward in flawless precision. Except one. Chainsaw Chicken blinked, looked left, looked right, even glanced at the sky. “Front of what? The TV front? The parade front? Nobody […]