With the tread of the recognition of the superiority of chickens in general, and Chainsaw Chicken specifically, Roku has dedicated a series on their channel about this very subject. Roku is a company that makes media-streaming devices. The name means “six” in Japanese because Roku is the sixth company launched by its founder, Anthony Wood. […]
This one scares me!
Every time I see this guy, I get the chills. You see it too, right? Oh, the shivers run up my spine. It keeps me awake thinking about running into him somewhere. You feel it too, right? They said his name was Owlman and he was born this way. I think the scary part is […]
Stanley was always a nut!
Stanley Chicken was such a comedic child. Always going for the joke, the punchline. Here he is with his Auntie Griselda during a wedding of her daughter to some ‘turkey’ that lasted only a few years. It was a big shift in the family over the wedding. But leave it to Stanley, he tried any […]
INGSOC is Really CHICKENS
Many have seen the portrait of INGSOC on the banners and flags in the near-future docu-drama entitled ‘1984’, written by George Orwell, who’s real name was Eric Blair. Some have asked what INGSOC means? Well, Nancy… if you google the term, you learn that on wikipedofile says it supposedly means “a syllabic abbreviation for English […]
Welcome to Mars!
All the hoopla, the spectacle, the achievement… I have been on Mars for months! I’m one of the forward observers from my enlistment in Space Force. I am the negotiator for the America First Program to the ‘little green men’. They are little but they are not always ‘green’ and I have no indications that […]
Looking for Love
As it turns out, Cupid was the ancient Roman god of love and counterpart to the Greek god Eros. According to mythology, Cupid was one of the sons of Mercury, the winged messenger of the gods, and Venus, the goddess of love. He was often portrayed as a baby with wings carrying a bow and […]
Flocking to Oregon
As of Feb 1st, Oregon has done something to solve the tourism issue. They legalize hard drugs! While only small amounts of drugs are decriminalized, such as less than 1 gram of heroin or MDMA; 2 grams of cocaine or methamphetamine; 12 grams of psilocybin mushrooms; and 40 doses of LSD, oxycodone or methadone, there […]
Rosemary’s REAL Baby
What did Rosemary actually see? When Roman Polanski was looking for the ideal image Rosemary would see when she finally gazed into the baby’s crib, they wanted something that would generate pure spontaneous fright and astonishment. Day after day they tried to generate the certain look Roman wanted. They tried grotesque and gassly figures of […]
USAF says No UFOs
With the 180-day UFO disclosure started when President Donald Trump signed the latest COVID-19 stimulus bill we can now stop the clock. The USAF, Pentagon and other spy agencies have officially revealed what they all know about UFOs to the American public. “There are no UFO’s, no aliens, no abductions, no crashed space ships and […]
Keep Your Balance
In an effort to not be outdone by the public display of Harry Houdini hanging from a few floors up and slithering from his straight jacket, the Three Chicatello Brothers (they were not actually brothers but rather three frustrated iron workers stripping down to their shorts) and playing around on their lunch break. They performed […]