Information ‘leaked out’ this weekend that the lame-duck President, Barack Hussein Obama II, has agreed to lend his name and image to a Eastern European Septic Tank organization as a franchise service. “Business good” says Boris Chickenski. “Many people see truck, remember image on back end. They find me in phone book or business cards […]
Cruz Belts Wife
As the picture shows and the title says, Cruz popped his wife while his attention was focused on getting a exiting hug from his long time friend Chainsaw Chicken, Rumor has it that Chainsaw was a close friend of Ted Cruz’s father and was with him on that faithful day in Dallas when President Kennedy […]
An All Gender Bathroom
Thanks to the LGBTQ movement and attention whores like him/her Bruce or Caitlyn Jenner (who to me is his own ‘movement’) The latest issue is the liberation of restrooms and the rights of this and that who can go into here or there and on and on… Without regard to the merit of this issue (or […]
Chainsaw “Scalia-ized”
HE GOT THE SAME AS SCALIA!!! Chainsaw Chicken was found with multiple pillows on his face, reminiscent of the fate of Supreme Court Justice Scalia last weekend. His neighbor found him when Chainsaw would not answer his door. The police were called and without a visit from the coroner it was ruled that he went […]
Everything is Turkey!
Why is everything on the news and in the paper about Turkey? On Thanksgiving and Christmas we eat them and now we talk about them. I just don’t get it! Also… every single headline used is in bad English. Here’s an example: “Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. They don’t even try to name them. It should […]
Don’t Bogart my joint
C’mon MAN! That’s malarkey! He’s an admitted and known abuser of herbs and controlled substances, Barry Soetoro, is well known for consuming more than his fair amount of shared substances and potato chips. Yosemite Duffy
Hillary Roast
Chainsaw Chicken is seen at a political fund raiser in the 70’s with Bill Clinton and George Bush. Wait…. Political fund raiser? Bush is Republican. Clinton is a Democrat ???? And I think that Nancy Pelosi in the background. Oh, this is a BBQ where they ‘roasted’ Hillary. You smell that? Is something burning? […]
Playing for Future Gov
As an accomplished guitarist, Chainsaw Chicken’s band ‘The Egg Beaters’ was requested to play music for the Mr. Universe preliminaries. He had no idea that he would be entertaining the future Governor of California, Jerry Brown seated in the audience.
Working up a Special Gift
Chainsaw has a list and he’s not gonna bother to check it twice. Hell, he probably won’t look at it at all! Everyone gets the same thing. Unwrapped chocolate looking eggs. Check your fireplace, unless you have a prohibited home where you can not have a fireplace or a hibachi BBQ, because the Climate-estas say that […]
