Okay… I admit it. I keep seeing that commercial about a guy looking at his ancestry. I decides to use my DNA to show where my family is from according to factors within the chromosomes and blood elements. So, I tried it and this is what I got for results; The first reply stated that […]
ISIS Takes a Brother
Seen on the Al-Ma-Nut-Job web site today is a photo of the leader of ISIS, Abba Zabba, holding the head of a local Christian Church Leader. His name was Bob Chicken. An official protest was filed at the Swiss council but fell on deaf ears. A new memorandum is being sent to Past Secretary of […]
Who wears rubber masks?
I tell you. I can’t understand this one. This is not Halloween. This is something else. Can you believe that in some cultures there are groups of people that wear rubber masks of bird heads? Ridiculous! I just don’t see the point, if there is one. I have seen a video of “10 Creepiest things […]
Zodiac Re-Opened
The sleepy city of Tierra Del Fuego in Central California raised its head to see this new sketch of the infamous Zodiac Killer that terrorized their community years ago. This new drawing has emerged from one of the only surviving witnesses latest descriptions. Using a new mind numbing procedure, it allowed the witness to gather […]
Where’s Dirty Harry?
Chief Heather Thong or Fong (left), is the first SFPD female, lesbian chief of police. Harry (next) is the first trans species detective formally a duck to a chicken. Theresa Sparks (center), a former male, is president of the San Francisco Police Commission, CEO of a multi-million dollar sex toy retailer offering a new “Dirty […]
El Pollo Comancheros
The Chicken Feathers Gang headed by “El Wapo Pollo Pluma” (great grandfather to Chainsaw Chicken) was a notorious southern border mercenary gang in the 1870’s. In fact, the popular belief that the movie Magnificent Seven was based on the Japanese story of the Seven Samuri’s is a misconception to some degree. Both stories are based […]
Early Chicken Worship
In the middle-ages, the early family of Chainsaw Chicken had followers that would dawn outfits made of hand sewn burlap and dried gourds to imitate his look. Thus capturing in their minds the powers and presence of their hero. Seen here is a early tin-type of a Chainsaw Chicken Chorus group chanting during the half-time […]
My New Girlfriend
Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken and I have what would be labeled as an ‘open relationship‘. More specifically, I have an open relationship, she is monogamous. But in my defense, I am a rooster… a MALE rooster. So there’s my excuse. I said all that to say this. Meet my girlfriend Shebooka. I playfully call her ‘She-Bazooka”. […]
G.O.T. Has Open Call
HBO announced that the filming of the next season of ‘Game of Thrones‘ with be done with a twist. This season there will be an open call for new characters to add to the ongoing story line. So get your theme and costume ready! Appear at the HBO studios, make your impression with the producers […]
Enter the Chicken
Bruce Lee’s breakout international hit “Enter the Dragon” was originally the story of a young-adult Chainsaw Chicken as he perfected his martial art style of ‘The Drunken Chicken’. This fighting style began at ‘Suzi’s Fortune Cookie and Spirits’ in Omaha, Nebraska in 1981. Chainsaw’s style and acting talents coupled with the ritual of two parts […]