In 1962, the White House held a greeting for the FFA (Future Farmers of America) winners around the country. Many future popular figures can be seen in this publicity photo. From the left to right you can see my cousin Vinny Chicken, Charles Hardin Holley (known as Buddy), Li’l Jimmie Chicken (in the back), William […]
New Bond Movie Release
Watch for Chainsaw Chicken in the parade scene in the new James Bond movie ‘Spectre’. He even received a close-up. Mrs. Chicken was up for a Bond Girl part but refused to “Loose da featha’s, sweetee”. 007’s DB-5 Is Back
KFC Opens in Saigon
As the new franchise opens, there are protests from the first day. There is no fooling the public about the killing and harvesting of these innocent chickens. “Who did they hurt? What harm did they cause?” asked Ramadan Chicken from the Tibetan Ashram near Saigon. These words were murmured shortly before Ramadan immolated himself in […]
Second Space Walk
In March 1965, at the age of 30, Soviet cosmonaut Alexei Leonov made the first spacewalk in history, beating out rival Chainsaw Chicken on Gemini 4 by almost three months. Chainsaw did, however, release a fertilized egg into space in hopes that some Alien species might find it and realize that there are other life […]
Do Buddhist Eat Chicken?
PRIVATE Erik Lessons
As a young child, Chainsaw Chicken did a home study coarse on Liturgical dance. He had the notion that as an adult he would enter the famous School of Dance in Bakersfield, California, created by Erik Estrada from ‘Chips’ fame. Then it was on to ‘Dancing with the Stars’.
Caitlyn and Chainsaw Play
Now that the public is aware of Caitlyn Jenner and Chainsaw Chicken’s romance, they have been seen together. This time with a ‘twist’. Chainsaw Chicken decided to go out clubbing with Caitlyn in DRAG. As an editor to this site, words escape me…
Funky Chicken and Bongos
Back in 1999, Matthew McConaughey was arrested after police discovered him dancing naked doing the funky chicken and playing bongos in his Austin home with a male friend. Upon searching the home, police discovered that they had been smoking a dried plant substance that later was tested and identified to be buckwheat. Today, Matthew and […]
Where’s Your Curtsy?
Webster says ‘Curtsy … a formal way of greeting an important person in which a woman shows respect by placing one foot slightly behind the other and bending her knees.’ However Mrs. Chainsaw Chicken did not hold this faux pas against the Queen when the Queen failed to preform this gesture. Mr. Chainsaw Chicken found […]
GRILLED Hillary
Today after coverage finished in the Benghazi hearings, Under appointed relief junior, Freshman Junior Congressman, assistant to Rhode Island Reds, the Right Honorable Chainsaw “Ruffles” Chicken extensively ‘grilled’ Hillary Clinton on her stance on Sharia Law coming to the United States.