As a youngster, Chainsaw’s father, Chester Rutherford Chicken wanted to join the navy.
All he ever thought about was ships and the great sea stories he was told as a child or had read in books.
He volunteered for the Pee-Wee Junior Naval Auxiliary Inland Seaman’s Corp at the age of seven. He was issued a uniform and because of his love for the sea was given a commission of Vice Rear Pee Wee Admiral, second class. Seen here receiving his stripes for the sleeves.
The salt was in his blood now and at the age of eleven, he shipped out on a merchant ship to make his was in the vast world. He made fast friends with a young visionary named J.J. Abrams who told Chester that the course of life can be altered and other realities do exist.
J.J. was immediately set adrift alone in a lifeboat only to surface in Hollywood several years later pitching the same concept to Star Trek rebirthers…anyway.
Unfortunately, on his return trip home, the ship hit a preditict mine and he was thrown into an alternate reality (like the way Star Trek is nothing like the original. I mean really… Spock and Ohura???)
The rest is an alternate theory yet to be written.
A predidic mine??? What’s that?