After months and months of deep investigation. the Justice department has released the mugshot of the culprit. Many have said that he has the look of a serial killer who simply was just getting started on his spree when Jeffrey Epstein was first to perish from this man’s evil intent. Who is this dastardly evil […]
My Metaverse
Welcome to my metaverse. I am the supreme leader here. I control everything. I control how you feel. I am the one that gives pleasure to you and ultimately, to myself. There is nothing in my metaverse that I don’t totally influence, inhibit, accept or reject. In my metaverse you exist at my choice. You […]
More Biden Documents
I was taking a tour of the Penn-Biden institute. I had been invited to join a group of post-graduate student that had a one-half of one percent top I.Q. They showed us many rooms and wall certificates from countries all over the world. There were also letters of appreciation and trophies. That was all fine […]
Giving Keynote at Davos
For the third time in as many years, Chainsaw has been asked to be the keynote speaker at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Internal documents from Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been leaked on the talking points of the conference. Other guests will be speaking about the following; Purposeful degrading of North American […]
My New Buddy, Klaus
My new buddy is Klaus. He’s this German guy who runs some special group in Europe that thinks they should rule the world, cull the human species and control the ones that live. Here he is giving me the sacred scroll of membership into the new world order. He’s teaching me how to speak to […]
Lost Star Trek Episode
If you check the official studio listings you won’t find it. If you asked Bill Shatner he will tell you that “You are crazy. Didn’t happen, You are nutz!” You could own every TV Guide from 1966 to 1969 and you won’t see it in the listings. But when I was visiting my uncle Jerome […]
The Feel of Vinyl
I’m not sure if Mrs. Chicken is trying have fun with me or if she’s serious. She talked me into wearing one of these all-over vinyl suit, mask and all. I have trouble breathing and it is hot. I sweat like the dickens when I wear it. She says she thinks I look like a […]
I feel better now
I really do feel better now. Just had my last ECT treatment. The full medical name is Electroconvulsive therapy. Things seem so much clearer now. Why did I ever question things like the elections, vaccinations, origins of covid, the ‘laptop from hell’ and soy being put in everything? Sure, I was a little obsessive about […]
Go Home Chainsaw!
It seems that Chainsaw’s brand of focusing on truth and real information is not appreciated in all locations. Hanging in effigy from a multi-floor building in Old Town Portland, Oregon is a rubber chicken and the words painted next to it, “Go Home – Chainsaw”! “Some people just can’t stand hearing the reality of the […]
A New Pecking Order
You’d think that Chainsaw Chicken lived at the 118th Congress. There’s this interloper that has decided to roost in his place and he has challenged Chainsaw in the pecking order. They’ve gone back and forth as leader of the house 15 times! He needs Mrs. Chicken to step in. Just hope she doesn’t vote ‘present’.