With the coincidental, untimely, as well as unfortunate deaths of the stars of Gilligan’s Island and Grizzly Adams happening only hours apart, it has been announced that both of the show remakes will continue on schedule. It seems the trend in Hollywood of resurrecting old, half-baked and less than popular shows and turning them into […]
Susan Loves Chicken
In an unconfirmed report, Susan Lucci stated that she “loves chicken”. That statement coupled with the paparazzi photo taken of Chainsaw Chicken in the arms of Lucci raises the speculation of their involvement. No comment was given from Helmut Huber, Lucci’s current legal husband or from Ms Chainsaw Chicken when asked about this breaking story. […]
Don’t Bogart my joint
C’mon MAN! That’s malarkey! He’s an admitted and known abuser of herbs and controlled substances, Barry Soetoro, is well known for consuming more than his fair amount of shared substances and potato chips. Yosemite Duffy
My Recurring Nightmare
Hillary Roast
Chainsaw Chicken is seen at a political fund raiser in the 70’s with Bill Clinton and George Bush. Wait…. Political fund raiser? Bush is Republican. Clinton is a Democrat ???? And I think that Nancy Pelosi in the background. Oh, this is a BBQ where they ‘roasted’ Hillary. You smell that? Is something burning? […]
E = M Chicken Squared
Chainsaw Chicken was used by Albert Eisenstein to help fine-tune Al’s theory of relativity. Mighty Team of Huskys
Playing for Future Gov
As an accomplished guitarist, Chainsaw Chicken’s band ‘The Egg Beaters’ was requested to play music for the Mr. Universe preliminaries. He had no idea that he would be entertaining the future Governor of California, Jerry Brown seated in the audience.
Working up a Special Gift
Chainsaw has a list and he’s not gonna bother to check it twice. Hell, he probably won’t look at it at all! Everyone gets the same thing. Unwrapped chocolate looking eggs. Check your fireplace, unless you have a prohibited home where you can not have a fireplace or a hibachi BBQ, because the Climate-estas say that […]
The Creepy Neighbor
It appears from this video that this low level chicken-impostor has been practicing how to count to three, just like a 4 year old. What’s creepy is he doesn’t stop. I have reached out to this oddball to get some type of response in order to help us better understand what it is that he […]
New from Ronco
Why be left out? Get your own “Chainsaw Chicken” mask. This mask can be use as it comes or you can custom trim it to your liking (Be Dazzeler Kit available for an additional price). Ronco is proud to be the only source for this popular fashion add-on for your wardrobe. With the special price […]