Popular in the theaters with vaudeville acts, ‘Smoky’ Chicken and his ventriloquist puppet companion ‘Hambone’ would do a mockery of the new and upcoming contraption called ‘film projection’ being displayed at some parlors. However, it would never work. Their famous high point in the act was to imitate a projectionist as the film breaks. Hambone […]
Nicole Files For Divorce!
Nicole Kidman Is Fed Up With Keith And She Takes The Kids! You’ll Never Believe Why They Split! His initials are Chainsaw Chicken!!! Oh, that not initials…Sorry. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/10/dc-comics-retreading/
I’m Okay, really
Schtupidz komrando
Now some say if you use a google translator and enter Kettensäge Huhn, it translates into Chainsaw Chicken!
Hangin’ with Elton
Not everyone gets to ride in style, but Chainsaw Chicken did. Back in the 70’s, Elton invited him aboard the private jet — piano and all. “Elton?” Chainsaw smirked. “Nah, I call him Reggie. Everyone else is too formal.” Reggie hammered out a tune while the drinks flowed and the crowd swayed. Chainsaw leaned on […]
Liberace is Touring again?
In December 2014 it was announced that Liberace was to tour the world as a hologram. A simulated version of the musician would be resurrected by some of those responsible for Chochi’s hologram of Buddy Epson. A debut performance was scheduled to take place in Las Vegas. “You’ll feel the warmth from his heart, the […]
Works on Cell too
The Tupac Mystery
After the tragic shooting of Tupac Amaru Shakur, investigators cast their nets wide. Somehow, it was Chainsaw Chicken who wound up in the spotlight. A photo soon surfaced, taken just one hour before the incident — Chainsaw seated between friends, looking more confused about the drink menu than any grand conspiracy. Authorities grilled him for […]
Chainsaw Receives Belt
In his personal dojo, (Chicken Hawk Dojo), The same one used in both the first and second Karate Kid movies as well as a training room for Rocky 4, Chainsaw Chicken receives his Red Belt in the Drunken Chicken style. This completes his red belt collection for these other disciplines; American Kenpo, Chun Kuk Do, […]
Leave it to ME!
The poster said: “Can a Chicken Change the World?” Bill Gates smirked under the spotlight. “Leave it to me,” he promised, clutching his latest project like it was a lottery ticket. Vaccines, patents, experiments — all lined up neat as code in a spreadsheet. Chainsaw Chicken tilted his head. “Funny. Every time he says leave […]