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Arty Chicken, Spy Killer

Arty Chicken, Spy Killer

There is a dark side to some of Chainsaw Chicken’s relatives. One had CIA assassin training during the cold war. Arty Chicken was a known double agent. He had arranged to go on a hunting trip with a Soviet agent and his handler. Arty was told by the ‘Agency’ that these two agents were to […]

Undercover Baiter

Undercover Baiter

No one knew about this deckhand named Lupi Chicken (once married to my grandmother’s youngest sister-in-law). He had been with the CIA since he was recruited right out of Fresno Community College. After he learned to speak with a Spanish accent and dyed his Jheri Curled hair he found himself working on a ‘company owned’ […]

All Foiled up

All Foiled up

It took three full rolls of foil but no NSA or CIA or FBI or KGB or MI6 or ANYONE can get into my head with radio wave. Although I do get an AM radio station from a filling in my back tooth.   Who’s in the Go-Go boots?