After the tragic shooting of Tupac Amaru Shakur, investigators cast their nets wide. Somehow, it was Chainsaw Chicken who wound up in the spotlight.
A photo soon surfaced, taken just one hour before the incident — Chainsaw seated between friends, looking more confused about the drink menu than any grand conspiracy.
Authorities grilled him for hours, feathers ruffled and patience thin. But the truth never changed. Chainsaw shrugged.
“Me? I thought we were just going out for wings.”
Charges were never brought.
