Chainsaw has a list and he’s not gonna bother to check it twice. Hell, he probably won’t look at it at all! Everyone gets the same thing. Unwrapped chocolate looking eggs.
Check your fireplace, unless you have a prohibited home where you can not have a fireplace or a hibachi BBQ, because the Climate-estas say that YOU are destroying the polar ice cap, even on Mars.
If you live in an UNESCO approved 200 sqr. ft. apartment, you already got your ‘surprise’ when you honestly thought you and your family could live in it.
Possibly you own a mini-home like on those on the TV reality shows where your dinner smells like what junior was just doing in the convertible bathroom/laundry/spare bedroom/pantry room/exercise/utility/ family room combination. You know, move a chair and the whole room takes on a new function.
Wow, I do that every morning! Coffee helps!
This morning I thought I heard prancing on the roof so I sneaked a peek up the chimney. Then everything went dark.
Good God Gertie! What a Gash!
Careful, there exists a coffee company that may object…..awwhahahaaa!