For the first 19 years of life, Cousin Chainsaw Chicken had a conjoined ‘brother’ named Chuck. Chuck’s life was a troubled one. Especially after school kids learned the infamous song where they sing derivations of your first name. ♫ Chuck – Chuck, bo buck, banana-fanna foe….♫ You get the rest. Chuck finally relented and opted […]
Hunting Hitler
An FBI cold case that has laid dormant for 70 years, leads a group of world-renown investigators on the ultimate manhunt to finally answer the question: Did Adolf Hitler survive World War II? He may be changing his looks as this FBI flier shows. Early in 2014, the FBI declassified hundreds of confidential documents showing […]
Happy Thanksgiving!
Looking for a change in your Thanksgiving Dinner? Here’s my suggestion on a traditional dinner preparation. “After the carcass has been trussed, it’s time to insert the best part. The Dressing! Push the large spoon full of dressing past the tight membrane…” Halloween No-no’s
Turkey Day!
It’s noon on Thanksgiving Day: Turkey’s all over the western world are roasting at 325º degrees… It’s a wonderful day! 100’s of thousands of turkeys are being destroyed!!! Send a message
Church of Elvis
‘Hounddog’ Chicken, a cousin of Chainsaw Chicken, released this publicity-staged photo of himself with the latest of his 12 wives. Her name is Betsy, seen here, selected by a lottery of members that regularly attend this dark web internet-based cult. The belief contains many rituals in order to gain admission as well as advancement within […]
Ahead of the Game!
THIS is the ultimate mask to wear. Finally an effective mask allowing facial comfort and not fogging up your glasses. The world begins to follow the craze of being like Chainsaw Chicken… https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/05/covid-entertainer/
Bubbles Arriving
After a serious Mexican meal and a nice warn soak, Chainsaw Chicken’s one-man Jacuzzi will soon begin to acquire the bubbles. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/07/more-copyright-infringement/
Chicken Shack Band
From 1977 until the present Chainsaw Chicken has revived the Chicken Shack name on a number of occasions, with a rotating membership over the next 30 years of British blues musicians including, at various times, Paul Butler (ex-Jellybread, Keef Hartley Band playing guitar), Keef Hartley, ex-Ten Years After drummer Ric Lee and Miller Anderson, Oscar […]
Giving CHICKEN DELIGHT
“There is no truth to the rumor that I am the reason for Paula Dean’s divorce” said Chainsaw Chicken. How could there be”, he added. “All she ever cooks is chicken! Yes, it is true that we have tripped the light fantastic a time or two and I have brought a new definition to the […]
Start the Partridge Family
Uncle Chainsaw Chicken was a popular Network TV casting agent in Hollywood. He stated mistakenly to Marianne Faithfull thinking was Shirley Jones “Mrs. Jones, I have a part for you in a show that will change the viewing habits of the entire country. Step into my office. Let me help you. You seem to have […]