Church of Elvis

‘Hounddog’ Chicken, a cousin of Chainsaw Chicken, released this publicity-staged photo of himself with the latest of his 12 wives. Her name is Betsy, seen here, selected by a lottery of members that regularly attend this dark web internet-based cult. The belief contains many rituals in order to gain admission as well as advancement within their ranks.

Simply to become a member you must consume peanut butter and banana sandwiches exclusively for 30 days and a senior member must witness it.

The Wedding ceremony, seen here, requires the new bride to memorize the entire dialog used in the Elvis movie. “Girls, Girls, Girls”.

 

 

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