After I heard that Kim Kardashian was complaining that she had nothing to wear, and that an image posted was nearly bringing down the internet, I felt it was my job to step in.

Just as she was taking this subsequent image I was about to suggest a few ideas for her but I had a lump in my throat and I simply could not speak.

She turned around and there I was, offering her a wash cloth to cover herself but she was too shocked to do anything but yell “Can-yee…CAN-YEE”!

I tried to explain that I was his cousin and it was all within the family but she didn’t buy it.

By the time I got home, she had text’d Mrs. Chicken.

When I walk in she had a few ideas she expressed as well.

I submitted to her that I did not see how me… having carnal knowledge with myself, would help the situation, but she was animate.

Good thing my dog likes me, we’ve started sleeping together since then.

Now I will probably have the ASPCA after me but a rooster has to be a rooster!

 

 

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