It seems what we constantly hear is that people can “Walk and chew gum at the same time” appears to not be a universal truth.

Here at Chainsaw Chicken International – LTD, the hallway security camera caught one of our senior executives demonstrating the difficulty of the experience.

Our corporation has made several requests for assistance in this skill. They have tried to contact by phone and in writing the many guests on the TV political talk shows who claim they can apparently perform this easy task.

With no answers coming, the board has taken upon themselves to remove gum from the vending machines as well as the corporate cafeteria in the hopes of indirectly affecting the ability of others to achieve this skill.

 

 

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