Missing out on the Hale-Bopp comet event with the Heaven’s Gate followers, Bobby ‘Bongo’ Chicken always felt he was left out.

He took it upon himself to try to catch up with those who preceded him back in ’97.

‘Bongo’ purchased the Niki’s, black pants, purple sheet and apple sauce. He stared at the Marshall Applewhite poster for hours, then remembered he needed some Phenobarbital in vodka like the first group had used.

Alas, with no prescriptions he needed to come up with some substitute. He came up with pepto bismol and cheap tequila.

 

 

 

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