Okay… I admit it. I keep seeing that commercial about a guy looking at his ancestry. I decides to use my DNA to show where my family is from according to factors within the chromosomes and blood elements.

So, I tried it and this is what I got for results;

The first reply stated that “This is NOT ‘CSI-Miami’ or ‘Law and Order’. You used the wrong DNA source and instead, saliva was to be used. Please resubmit.”

So I bought another kit, read the instructions this time, and sent it in. The results were as follows…

“If you trace back the ancestry of Chainsaw Chicken, you will find that this breed came from the Norse Country, commonly called ‘Fluckin Vikings’. His ancestor, Bovine Tor Chicken, was a fierce brute that was known for his extensive rape, pillage and molting methods.

Generations related to this conqueror’s gene pool can be found in dozens if not hundreds of country’s flocks that historically were raided and vanquished by this chicken uber-bird.”

 

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