After finally obtaining permission from the government of Peru, Bumgardener Chicken started using microwave technology to search Easter Island for more Moai heads carved by the Rapa Nui.

Within a few days an entire row of Moai heads where found under the ruins of a past culture. These carvings dated back farther than the typical heads the Island is famous for.

Another glaring fact was that these heads reflected obvious likeness to rumored chicken space travelers.

Additional heads we detected but the extension cord became entangled on some rocks and cause Bumgardener to drop his microwave. Damages now prevented the door from closing properly. The oven would only work on the popcorn setting until finally it overheated.




And then, Cisgender