The filming is continuing on the three sequel movies from the blockbuster original “Avatar“. Chainsaw Chicken has been selected to replaced Sam Worthington to help hold down the $Billions of dollars being spent on primary cast members. “Chainsaw Chicken works for ‘chicken feed’ compared to “Sammy” boast James Cameron. He continued…”I mean, a buck is […]
Before Big Bird…
First it was Big Chicken before Big Bird. Big Chicken was an original character on the children’s television show, Sesame Street. Officially performed by Chainsaw Chicken since 1969. He is an 6-foot two-inch tall, bright primrose-yellow chicken that children were fascinated by. He can roller skate, ice skate, dance, sing, write poetry, draw, and even […]
Mothman Photographed
Mothman is a humanoid moth-like creature reportedly seen in the Point Pleasant area of West Virginia, November 15, 1966 and has not resurfaced for years until recently. Chainsaw Chicken has submitted this photo claiming it is Mothman taken two days ago in the Pt. Pleasant’s legendary T.N.T storage area. He was even able to record […]
Warrior of the year
After years of service, Lofty Chicken was honored with the title of “Warrior of the Year” by Soldier of Fortune Magazine. The celebrations started on last Saturday in Las Vegas and appears to still be continuing. There has been evening meeting at “the Chicken Ranch” where discussions center of entertainment and recreation. Lock and Load, […]
LGBT? I’m Confused!
I remember LBJ as a President. But LBJ and LGBT initials don’t line up. Not enough letters. Well, I drove a MGB-GT years ago. That’s closer to the same initials, but not a good fit. It must mean when Lyndon Johnson drove his own MGB-GT. That must be it. Right? I’ll find out more at […]
Kavanaugh Allegation
The Senate Judicial Committee has been notified of more Brett Kavanaugh allegations. The committee was stunned to learn that Choo Choo Chicken, AKA “Train Puller’ Chicken, (an admitted gang swinger) attended a party in in the Delaware area. He admitted that he intentionally got the Supreme Court nominee drunk and had his way with him. […]
Chainsaw Chicken Cartoons
The secret is finally out and I can talk about it. My new cartoon series will begin in two weeks. It is meant to compete against “The Simpsons” to try to displace their number one position for all these years. The series focuses on all the events that stem from this collection of posts, found […]
Bill Cosby Arrives in Court
Bill Cosby surrendered himself today on a variety of allegations related to sexual charges leveled at him. The new District Attorney for that county only days before the statute of limitation would expire. Seen here is Mr. Cosby escorted by his two attorneys, Ms Gloria Bigalooser and the lead attorney ‘Roofie‘ Chicken. “We have no […]
Want some candy?
I really don’t know what to say about this image. Chainsaw Chicken is an upstanding citizen and simply enjoys the company of children. STRANGER DANGER! Get your FAKE chicken!
My New ‘Chick Magnet’
I ordered a Chick Magnet from the ads you see on Facebook. It arrived with a Chinese postmark. It is so strong, I finally had to leave it in the other room just to take a break. Let’s see. Who is number 22? NOW SERVING NUMBER 22!. My work never ends! Bill Clinton has asked […]