The Senate Judicial Committee has been notified of more Brett Kavanaugh allegations. The committee was stunned to learn that Choo Choo Chicken, AKA “Train Puller’ Chicken, (an admitted gang swinger) attended a party in in the Delaware area. He admitted that he intentionally got the Supreme Court nominee drunk and had his way with him.

Senate republicans asked for corroborating evidence. Choo Choo replied through his attorney, Mickie Avenatti, that he has Polaroid’s, an audio recording on cassette as well as a few charcoal sketches he could provide

 

 

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