UPDATE: The Cosmic Chicken that terrorized Finland in our previous entry found his way into France. Locals there began rioting and burning structures in the hope of driving out this unwanted prehistoric chicken. He had originally emerged from being thawed by radiation coming from intense exposure to the Aurora Borealis rays.

The press has claimed that the administration should treat this GIANT chicken the same as any other Syrian. Both ex-President Obama as well as ex-presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton have offered this giant chicken an undisclosed relocation in the United States without regard to him having no passport or papers.

Those U.S. citizens wanting to keep the chicken out are being accused of racism by the democratically controlled press. These are the same charges that were used when someone criticized our black Commander-in-Chief. The dino chicken is now collecting food stamps at an unknown location, the saga continues.

 

 

Sea Hunt is back!