As you cruise through the Midwest you might see a new item that is popping up. Launching now is Chainsaw Chicken Roadside Shops. That’s right. Showing at Walmart parking lots, Swap meets and the occasional wide spots in the road, you may find Fred Gunar with his grand son Lunar Gunar.
They set up and show all the, many t-shirts, e-books as well as other none Chainsaw items but yet Chicken related also for your purchase pleasure.
Feel free to peruse the merchandise. Be away that Fred also likes to keep company with his life-size synthetic materialed girlfriend named Cinnamon. Many times Cinnamon is also wearing Chainsaw Chicken paraphernalia. We welcomes you to gaze at her and enjoy her beauty but please do not touch her. Touching of her is reserved to Fred. (I know, kinda creepy)..
If you can’t stop, then please stick your head out and give Fred and Lunar a shout.
That’s my Uncle Bob! He’s been missing since 1983! NOW WE KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM,