While the super hero movie industry is still well within the refractory period from their last major release of “End Game”, there is a search for new super heroes to jump in and pump up the genre. (I know, enough with the innuendos)

With the luke warn acceptance of “Wanda Vision“, a series that takes the characters of Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch) and Vison (an android humanoid killed off in the penultimate Avengers movie) and plunks them into the filming sets and styles of nostalgic popular 50’s TV programs.

“Something must be done” demanded Iron man. “We need a vitamin B shot in the ass of the biz! New meat… Fresh Fish… tighten our grip”.

A staff artist came up with the above sketch for a super hero that is predicated on all the qualities and benefits of a all-powerful chicken. “Maybe with some fear latent weapon like a chainsaw?” he added. ” Yeah, We’ll call him ‘CHAINSAW’. He could have a companion Mexican Cock-fighting champ chicken…  Yes… That’s it!. His catch phrase could be “Wanna play chicken?”, and then, and then, he could…. ahhhh. ..  well… we can have him partner with Thor to expand the group of Gaurdians of the Galaxies!”

Project manager for Marvel simple said…”sit down”.

We checked, the artist is on our mailing list for updates.

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Cosmic Chicken Continues