Just as our fearless leader the President stated, the battle between chickens and turkeys have been extreme.
But in one of the most beautiful gestures seen by modern man, Chainsaw Chicken, representing all chickens, has stated that “We must unite”.
He said this and released a soft white dove gripping an olive branch, with an extension of his hands toward all the turkey opposition.
One reporter on an alphabet news network commented “It was like his arms were stretched out in a symbol of holding all the chicken and turkeys, together, in a warm grasp…”
Then, Chainsaw added “We have to unite. Unite! How do we do this? We do this by eliminating all methods that help proliferate the turkey’s ideas and points of view. Please, you turkeys out there, we must unite. Join us. Come to the proper thinking and point of view. Give up your evil ways preventing us from enforcing our better and proper views”.
Join us.
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Where’s the red backgrounds and the two Marines standing to either side?
So very eloquently postulated. Just like the comic character on Bullwinkle said, “it brought tears to my one good eye”. Yessiree, Bob…brought me to tears it did.