CNN HEROS…

A name that will live on in infamy. We’re not talking about D.C. or Marvel, we’re talking about CNN!

And now, Brian Stelter has apparently joined the team to fight injustice and wrong-doers everywhere (within the United States).

With his powers of observing and identifying those that spread rumors and unsubstantiated trues, I mean lies, and limiting the reach while not actually canceling or censoring them. A true super power.

But Chainsaw Chicken was rejected from the team. While he could actually show his powers, his SUPER POWERS of a firm grasp of the obvious. This power eludes so many others. Over half of those whom profess the ability.

Chainsaw’s application to Marvel came back in yesterday’s mail marked “refused by addressee”.

Make’s him so mad for obvious reasons (again, his super power).

 

Sacrifice event