Chainsaw Chicken International-LTD, has done it again!
Chainsaw Chicken, the CEO and President announced that they have successfully created an untapped energy stream. “It came to me when I was remembering something I’d heard so many people say… He’d be spinning in his grave if he knew what was happening”.
Chainsaw has created a mechanical claw that will generally attach to any typical coffin. It is then attached to a Tesla Dynomo generator. When the deceased in the coffin is provoked verbally, the revolutions begin.
Chainsaw continued, “Currently, by typically ‘joining’ the claw to a coffin, then having a long conversation of how that deceased person’s child or special project or passions have changed for the worse, they would begin to spin, generating enough power to recharge a cell phone or operate Joe Biden’s record player.
“Just imagine how much energy we could generate by attaching this to the casket of someone like Walt Disney who was a great patriot and had diametrically different positions than the Disney company of today with their views favoring China over the U.S.”
Paperwork shows that Chainsaw has requested permission to have access to any burial sites of any founding father’s of the U.S. Constitution. “Tisk, Tisk… all that wasted potential considering what their reactions would be viewing the loss of rights in America” added Chainsaw.
Chainsaw, this is a good one!
You could hook one up for natural gas, as well.
RE: New Green Energy Update. As in the words of a long past historian. “Right On, Washington!”