Announcing the airline of the future. It’s named “LuftChicken”.
But you may be asking yourself, “Why would anyone want to start up an airline right now with the restrictions and low traffic volume?”… Good question. Let’s ask the founder of this airline.
It seems that he is piloting his maiden flight. We will try to reach him by radio…
“Control tower to LuftChicken One, come in please… Control tower to the pilot of LuftChicken One, come in please.”
Then, an answer crackled over the frequency… “Pilot Chicken here with LuftChicken One, go ahead tower”
“Tower to LuftChicken One, we have reporters here asking questions, they want to know why you started this airline? Please respond… over”
“LuftChicken One to tower, Tell them I spent every dollar I had on this. Even though chickens are generally regarded as ‘flightless’, I want to challenge that notion. I believe that when I demonstrate just how capable this new design is, people will WANT to fly with us. That’s why I’m attempting to set the world’s record of free fall and recovery of a single engine plane. I am at 20,000 feet right now and I am pushing over into a direct dive… Shutting off the engine now, into free fall… 15,000…. 10,000… holding steady…5,000… 2000… Starting engine now to recover… c’mom man, (engine grinding)… that’s it baby… here we go… start…. START!… Tower, it’s about to start, I can feel it… Now one thing to remember…
Suddenly… the radio just went silent…”crackle….fizzzzzzzz… pop…crackle”
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