I have been told many times that I need therapy so I decided to go through it using  regression therapy especially after my neighbor told me about what happened when he did it. Seems the ‘Doctor’ found out that Bob was once  Maximinus Thrax, also known as Maximinus the First, the emperor of Rome from 235 to 238.

Why such a short time? He was killed by his own men.  I pointed that out to Bob but he brushed that off and continued.

Then he claimed he was also born as Carl Switzer, the guy who played ‘Alfalfa’ on the ‘Our Gang’ short films, popular in the the late ’30’s, who was later shot by a friend over a money issue in ’59.

Well… I couldn’t wait to see who I had been previously to this enchanted experience.

After the Doc and I got acquainted and comfortable, he started to work on me. I warned him that I have a very strong constitution and a brain like a steel trap so I hoped he brought a lunch.  Ten mins later I was reliving how I was a chained-up galley slave on an Egyptian ship sunk by the Byzantine Empire burned by the secret of Greek Fire.

Then I was a lighting mechanic of the original filming of ‘The Phantom of the Opera’ who was electrocuted during the underground sewer canal scenes.

I finally awoke, drenched in a pool of my own drool. The doctor told me that I needed to have more treatments, like weekly, kinda like how a chiropractor wants to see you repeatedly until your authorized visits expire from your insurance.

 

 

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